Southern Ten Commandments

I ran across this on my other facebook account and it hit my funny bone and heart.  Living in Georgia it seem appropriate.
THE SOUTHERN TEN COMMANDMENTS: This is MUCH easier to remember !!!
(1) Jes' one God.
(2) Put nothin' before God.
(3) Watch yer mouth.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'.
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
(6) No killin'.
(7) No foolin' around with another feller's gal (or 'nother gal's feller).
(8) Don't take what ain't yorn.
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff. Now that's plain an' simple. An' bless your lil cotton pickin' heart!